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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/rima</guid> <description><![CDATA[Uči Ivica u &#353;koli o poeziji, kad učiteljica počne ispitivati po razredu. Prvo pita jednu djevojčicu da neka kaže neku rimu. Ona izvali neku glupost i sad dođe red na Ivicu pa on kaže: - Čujte učiteljice, imam ja jednu dobru, ali neću da je kažem dok mi u dnevnik ne upi&#353;ete peticu. I učiteljica [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/rima/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Herojstvo</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/herojstvo/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/herojstvo/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:09:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/dirigent</guid> <description><![CDATA[Mali Ivica prvi put sjedi u publici i slu&#353;a operu. - Mama, tko je onaj koji ma&#353;e &#353;tapom?- Dirigent.- A za&#353;to prijeti onoj debeloj teti?- Ma, ne prijeti joj!- A za&#353;to onda ona vri&#353;ti? &#160;]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/dirigent/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Politika</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/politika/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/politika/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:09:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/politika</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#160; Mali Ivica pita tatu &#353;to je politika.Tata veli: &#8220;Evo, sad ću ja tebi lijepo objasniti.Ja radim i dobivam novac za to i stoga sam ja kapitalist.Tvoja majka tro&#353;i moj novac, pa je ona Vlada.Na&#353;a kućna pomoćnica je radnička klasa.Svi imamo jedno zajedničko: tvoju dobrobit.Ti si narod, a tvoj mali brat je na&#353;a budućnost.&#8221; Mali [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/politika/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Šutnja</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/sutnja/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/sutnja/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:09:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/biber</guid> <description><![CDATA[Pita učiteljica đake:- Recite za &#353;to se upotrebljava biber?Ivica se javi:- Za spavanje.Učiteljica ga pita:- Kako to misli&#353;, za spavanje, Ivice?- Pa lijepo. Moj tata kaže svaku večer mami:- Daj da ti ga zabiberim, pa da bolje zaspi&#353;.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/biber/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sjedodžba</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/sjedodzba/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/sjedodzba/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:09:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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