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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/?p=23399</guid> <description><![CDATA[- Dragi, što sam vidjela danas divne čizmice. - Boli me kurac za čizme!!!! - Daj da ti ga poljubim, da prođe, pa idemo poslije da ti ih pokažem.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/daj-da-ti-ga-poljubim/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Menstruacija</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/menstruacija/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/menstruacija/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:33:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/?p=21423</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sin pita oca: - Tata, da li je istina da u nekim zemljama muž ne upozna svoju buduću ženu pre venčanja? - Eh, sine moj, to ti se događa u svim zemljama.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/istina-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Izgubljena žena</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/izgubljena-zena/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/izgubljena-zena/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:42:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.surfvic.com/?p=20602</guid> <description><![CDATA[Došla baba od 100 godina u pisarnicu suda: • Dobar dan. Ja bih htela da podnesem zahtev za razvod. Kad će njoj službenica: • Pa vi imate 100 godina, šta ste čekali do sada? A baba će brižno: • Čekala sam da mi deca pomru, da ih ne sekiram..]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.surfvic.com/razvod-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Žene se trude</title><link>http://www.surfvic.com/zene-se-trude/</link> <comments>http://www.surfvic.com/zene-se-trude/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:35:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator> <img
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